Thursday, December 8, 2011

Lawak Fizik...cikgu fizik tolong jelaskan

If you didn't get the joke, you probably didn't understand the science behind it.

Physics Joke 1:
When a third grader was asked to cite Newton's first law, she said, "Bodies in motion remain in motion, and bodies at rest stay in bed unless their mothers call them to get up."

Physics Joke 2:
Q: What is the name of the first electricity detective?
A: Sherlock Ohms

Physics Joke 3:
Q: Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
A: Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.

Physics Joke 4:
A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."

Physics Joke 5:
Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, "I think I lost an electron!" "Really!" the other replied, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I 'm absolutely positive."

Physics Joke 6:
Q: Which right-hand rule do students use on bad physics professors?
A: Step 1: Extend your right arm forward from the elbow. Step 2: Keeping your palm facing to the left, stick out your middle finger. Step 3: Rotate your hand 90 degrees clockwise.

Manis cakap : Cikgu Fizik aka my husband, tolong jelaskan boleh tak???kekekek..


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